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[DPRG] More Laws of Roboticists...
Subject: [DPRG] More Laws of Roboticists...
From: DYM
oicurmt at charter.net
Date: Tue Oct 24 02:38:47 CDT 2006
Hi all,
Just thinking how close the contest is and how little I've done to prepare for it.
Must be symptomatic of our type. Thought maybe I could come up with some
general behavior guidelines we seem to follow. Let's see:
1. In Asimov, Brooks, Minsky and McComb we Trust.
2. Thou shalt honor thy Tab and O'Reilly.
3. Thou shall not pay heed to "WARRANTY VOID IF REMOVED" stickers.
4. Keep the month before competitions sacred, except for the last few days.
5. If thou makest robots in human form, thou must place the OFF switch between the buttocks.
6. Wanderest not without aim, but towards the closest "garage sale" sign.
7. Thou shall strive to acquire a workshop of 10 cubits by 20 cubits or greater.
8. Thou shall not fear the coming obsolescence of thine form.
Feel free to add to the list, but if non-dprglist copied, please give origination credit to --Electro-- of DPRG
Regards,
--Electro--
aka The Other David
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